I begin.

I am a bunny who adores texts - the written words - the greats. Roth, Proust, Doestoevsky... It took me a good while indeed to embrace what we call "The Internet," being as I believed filled with useless prattle. But finally, particularly at the behest of my friends, I have decided to "take the plunge." Since then, I've learned plenty about Nigerian investments, learned how rapidly I can expand my male organs by 30%, and have been sent the adage "Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching" so much the very words cause slight nausea as I write them. Thoughtful discourse, I think not.

And yet, there many of these "webbloggers" who have fascinating and delightful ideas, thoughts, and musings on the world at large; and I feel I must join them. As an experienced philosopher who just returned from my latest Vision Quest (more on that later), I have plenty to share.

And so, I begin. Thank you for sharing your time with me.